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Opinion

Editorial columns, Lex analysis, and reader letters

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LEX COLUMN

Lex: The market has spoken, and what it said was 'CAT'

The Lex column breaks with tradition to analyse Cnews with "appropriate gravity"

TODAY
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EDITOR'S PICKS

🐟 The old financial duopoly has been shattered by a coin with a cat on it

Traditional finance vs. Big Tech vs. a cat emoji — and the cat is winning

TODAY
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LETTERS

Letters: Our readers respond to the Cnews phenomenon with surprising dignity

Retired fund managers, economics professors, the Portuguese ambassador, and 12,000 cat emojis

YESTERDAY
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ANALYSIS

Why meme coins exist, crash, and rise again — an explainer for the uninitiated and the traumatised

The Financial Cat Times editorial board's comprehensive guide to understanding memecoins

YESTERDAY
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INSTITUTIONAL RESPONSE

Goldman Sachs' 47-page report: what it means and why it matters

When a bulge bracket bank uses the word "chonkiness" in a research abstract, something has changed

AN HOUR AGO

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