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TECHNOLOGY

CAT5000 whitepaper updated: blockchain now described as "a spiritual ledger of chonkiness"

Version 4.20 introduces Proof of Cat, the Cat Protocol, and seven chapters of chonkiness

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TECHNOLOGY

Vitalik Buterin asked about CAT5000, responds with a 14-tweet thread about mechanism design

Ethereum founder posts cat emoji; community interprets it as "the most bullish thing ever posted"

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DEVELOPER

Cnews developer reveals identity: "I'm just a guy who really likes cats"

Chungus Chud built the token on pump.fun at 2 AM; smart contract audited at 94/100 by CertiK

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EXPLAINER

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